The Book of Hammerson

on Sunday, June 18, 2006
A shameless self-promotion!
Thanks to the great progress of science, I will present this commercial in the bilingual form.




Senzacija! Novi strip album na našem tržištu!
"Hammersonovi najveći uspjesi 1999-2005" su obavezno štivo za sve istinske ljubitelje devete umjetnosti!
92 stranice (24 u boji)! Vrhunski stripovi! Kvalitetan tisak!

Sensational! The new comic book has hit the market.
The greatest hits of Hammerson (1999-2005), is an obligatory reading for all true fans of this wonderful and despised art form.
92 pages (24 in glorious technicolor)! Top class comics, high quality print!


Oborit će vas s nogu...
This book will knock you off your feet...


razveseliti...
make you happy...


baciti u najcrnje ponore depresije...
make you sad...


izazvati nekontrolirani bijes...
make you angry...


i kompleksne emocije koje je teško opisati riječima!
and make you feel the complex emotions that cannot be described by words


Idealan poklon za svaku prigodu!
Flowers and candy are for wimps! This book is the ideal gift for every occasion


Oni znaju što je dobro... kupili su svoj primjerak knjige.
They appreciate the fine quality things in life. They bought "The Book of Hammerson"


...za razliku od njih.
...unlike those poor souls


Zato požurite i rezervirajte Hammersonov album
Hurry up and order your copy


...dok još nije kasno! Život je kratak, a naklada ograničena!
... before it's too late! This is a limited edition (just like your life)


Prije pet minuta, pročitala je svoj primjerak albuma s posvetom. Iskustvo koje se pamti!
Five minutes ago, she finished reading her copy of the book with special dedication, for the first time! An experience she'll never forget!


Cijena? Pih sitnica, samo 75 kn (+ troškovi slanja)
Hammerson misli na vas... uzvratite mu ljubav i naručite bar 2 primjerka odjednom. On će osobno potpisati vašu knjigu, a možda dodati i par crteža ukoliko ga lijepo zamolite. Zamislite koliku će vrijednost potpisani primjerak dostići za 20 godina!
What's the price, dude? See the special note below.
Hammerson loves you... give back some love to him and order at least two copies. He'll sign your book, and if you kindly ask, maybe add some exclusive drawings. Just think for what price you can sell it on the e-Bay in 20 years.



Narudžbe, pitanja, ponude za sponzoriranje, bračne ponude* i nemoralne ponude*, šaljite na e-mail:
dragan.kovacevic AT gmail DOT com
Knjigu možete naručiti i u strip-knjižarama More Comics (Frane Petrića 5, Zagreb) i Utopia (Dosud 10, Split).

Send your orders, questions, sponsorship proposals, indecent proposals* and marriage proposals* to:
dragan.kovacevic AT gmail DOT com

(replace AT and DOT with corresponding characters. Death to spammers!)
* - valid only for the members of the opposite sex.




An explanation for English speaking visitors wondering what the hell was all this about... It's just a simple commercial for my own comic book anthology, a self-published collection of greatest hits (and some misses) from the last seven years. It contains 92 pages of comics, mostly short stories ranging from one to eleven pages. A pretty good and enjoyable reading. However, it is in Croatian, but half of these comics have no dialogue anyway.
Sadly, this God-forsaken land is not fully supported by Paypal (I can't receive money that way), so I don't know how to handle the foreign orders at the moment. Still, if you're very interested to get this book, contact me and we can perhaps arrange something.
E-mail is: dragan.kovacevic AT gmail DOT com

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